Morning wood or a penis that is 9 inches when erect.
However, if you give someone the 9' o clock cock, you have sex with them in the morning
However, if you give someone the 9' o clock cock, you have sex with them in the morning
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Roomate 2: "My dick.I have the 9' O clock cock."
Roomate 2: "My dick.I have the 9' O clock cock."
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