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Balloon Dog Years scale

Similar to the dog years to human years scale, there is a scale that coverts the time someone has owned a balloon dog to human years.

The scale is add a zero for every month owned, and that's the age of your balloon dog.

Example scale:
1 month = 10 human years
2 months = 20 human years
3 months = 30 human years
Etc.

There is no difference in the scale between small, medium or large dogs.
Person 1: Aw, your balloon dog is so cute. What's his name and how old is he?

Person 2: Thanks. His name is Mello and he's 1 month old today.

Person 1: Wow. So he would be 10 if we use the balloon dog years scale . Happy birthday mello!
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chubbers the dog

Normally a wiener dog or fat sausage like dog----always chubby
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Nigerian Dog

It is a dog and if it sees you or catches you outside and you don't run then it will chase you down and fuck you. If you successfully run away then it will find someone else to fuck.
Oh shit we better run it's the Nigerian Dog
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cozy dogging

A truck driver who drives in only their underwear
Martha look...that trucker is cozy dogging
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Crab Dogging

Verb
Used to define the behaviour of a person. It is used in reference to persistence, tenacity, and annoyance and most commonly the combination of all three.

Very versatile in usage. Can describe many situations.

More commonly used with a slur and twang as, 'Crab Doggin'
"Hey, you got an extra smoke?"
"Naw, why you crab doggin on me?"

"Wow, the nachos are almost gone."
"Yeah, <i>Dustin</i> was crab doggin them."

"The Islam community is Crab Dogging on Salman Rushdie"
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Barbie Dog

A dog that (sometimes begrudgingly or reluctantly) allows its person to dress him or her in sweaters, costumes, footwear, and other apparel. Similar to playing with a Barbie Doll. Usually a purse dog or Chihuahua.
"My mom just got a new holiday sweater for her Barbie Dog. She can't wait to dress him in it for the party."
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hot dog privileges

What you get for working hard at summer camp.
Carl was looking forward to his hot dog privileges after working with the senior counselor all night.
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