One horse town

What a pretentious person calls a town.

There are no horses in this town except the ones behind fences. This is not your one horse town, you don't own the place because you're not even from here originally.

by The Original Agahnim November 17, 2021

Real one

Going to the strip club the night before a playoff game

Dwayne Haskins is a real one bro.

What makes Dwayne Haskins a real one?

Dude went to the strip club the night before a playoff game. That’s the definition of a real one.

by Billy big boy April 9, 2022

One Man Army

Frank Horrigan

"Define One Man Army," to which he replied, "Frank Horrigan

by The Fallout Nerd May 23, 2024

One Direction

THE BIGGEST BAND ON THE PLANET. Nothing and no one is better than One Direction. It is a boy band made up of five idiots who can sing, whose names are Harry Styles (Hazza), Liam Payne (Payno), Zayn Malik (DJ Malik), Louis Tomlinson (Tommo) and Niall Horan (Nialler). They have the best supporters ever called Directioners, who are so good that they aren't even called fans at this point.

Person: What is One Direction?
Me: The best boy band in the world

by One Direction is my life now March 14, 2023

Not nice one Wez

when a geezer comes into your house, cracks open a cold one, but doesn't offer to make a cuppa before cycling back home

"Where's Wez gone?"

"Think he's gone home James. Think he stole your TV remote too"

"Not nice one Wez"

by THEREALWEZMEMEBOI June 30, 2017

One-Shit Wonder

A shit that is large enough to clog or break a toilet without the help of toilet paper or other shits.

"Hey Tim, sorry about your toilet, I just dropped a One-Shit Wonder."

by Mr. Yeetlicious April 22, 2022

one-eyed headache

This is when a person feels like the have a headache on only one side of the head, particularly felt on top of the eye or on the eyebrow.

person one: whats wrong?
person two: Dude I have this horrible headache, but its only one side!!
person one: oh, you must have a one-eyed headache.

by Carlos Santiago September 26, 2005