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One Ball Court

A location on Google maps where a cousin in a large Irish Catholic Family lives. The court is shaped like a single nut-ball sack with a big cock.

This cousin receives “bag of Dicks” gifts and “I’m gay” gear from the other members of the SFFL fantasy football league.

Damon loves living at One Ball Court in Gloucester County, NJ! He will never move.
Cousin Damon got beat by cousin Fran again in fantasy. Under Rule 2018:005, Fran now has the right to bust Damon’s balls all week.

As punishment, Fran mailed a 300 pack of “bag of dicks” gifts to Damon at One Ball Court.

None of us can figure out why Damon moved his family to a court shaped like a uni-testical hanging from a really long cock. Guess he wants a lifetime supply of those bags of dicks!
by No Tango and no Cash September 17, 2023
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Robbing one out

When you are overcome with excitement at seeing DJ Rob live that you are forced to masturbate
Friend 1: Hey I heard about your break up, what happened?
Friend 2: My girlfriend caught me Robbing one out just before heading down to the local
by Justdatiler January 18, 2022
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One two switcheroo

The act of very quickly pulling out of a woman and then slipping it into her ass
I pulled a one two switcheroo on my girlfriend last night, we haven't spoken since
by Og Orange November 20, 2019
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tugging the one eyed snake

Jessica: I wanna watch something with you
Tom: you can watch a video I took of me tugging the one eyed snake!
by Whyareyousuchacunt May 29, 2016
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The Thing That One Finds

A science fiction story appearing on Apr 13, 2015 based on the exchanges with Uneducated Huckster and Fucking Cartoon. Their followers were using articles from the moron magnet and the Piss Drinking Bastard to refute the publisher of The Ethereal Gazette as Cradle of Filth's social network got a ringside seat at the controversy he invoked engaging the Uneducated Huskster. It made it's emergence on FictionPress.com with a low key word of mouth as it was trolled by factions in the industry using the author's respective screen names over the years. It's noted for using a thesis that picked apart "Dr." Kent Hovind's pseudo-academia as it revisits the first science fiction short story in passing as noted it also cited the Forbes article on "Dr." Kent Hovind.
The short story, The Thing That One Finds, is often mistaken for Real Person Fiction in a fanfiction sense when it's written in a vein similar to The Onion or The Babylon Bee but based on actual research from the findings he did about Hovind and the reverse research of his first science fiction outing also on FictionPress.com. It's based on his retorts of the Young Earth Creationists as they were pissed he revealed he's a Theistic Evolutionist as he was quiet about having an old earth view as a teenager.
by illinoishorrorman February 12, 2018
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You Can kiss a person that you like on April 26.
National kiss one person for the time
A guy Will kiss a Girl.
National kiss one person for the time
“Hey i like you, wanna kiss?”
“Yeah”
Kissing*
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Jennie one and only ace

Jennie is the only ace because her dancing, vocals and rapping are perfect. Jennie was named the best female ace of the year by Business Time. He can play guitar and is interested in sports. kpopstarz won ace award from china in 2019
by mnnylmm April 9, 2024
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