Getting "Johnnie'd"

When you sneeze it's about as far away from homeostasis the body gets and actually recover on its own. For a micro second every muscle contracts and relaxes without any control maneuver we try. Be it just a quick one time "bless you" sneeze or the repetitive uncontrollable sneeze-o-rama the same somatic short circuit occurs. Knowing this, and knowing you are going to get deepthroated why would I not put some pepper around the umbilical region and if needed lower? The awesomeness of being deepthroated is because the throat is trying to force the cock back out. This spasm is what gives the one being deepthroated that, "OH SO HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY FEELING" Getting "JOHNNIE'D" causes the repetitious spasm causing sneeze lottery....... Unfortunate. Possibly. For the throat of that special watery-eyed individual looking up at you with that WTF expression. Fabulously unparalleled phalic fun time for the receiver. Enjoy and well, ENJOY!!

I PLANNED ON GETTING "JOHNNIE'D" TONIGHT SO I HAD DINNER BROUGHT TO THE ROOM.

by JaxSnow July 10, 2019

People are starting to get edgy

I read today on Yahoo! Finance that we hit the debt ceiling.

Not really sure what that means; but people seem to be freaking out and getting a little edgy. People seem under pressure.

So am I. But I’m really just confused. Maybe I have it better than most, I don’t know.

If crime in this country starts to pick up and skyrocket in the next few days just like in COVID pandemic, then I will probably know for sure.

People are starting to get edgy

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023

Get your ass out

To get angry! (Forest of Dean)

You'll probably get your ass out if they keep taking the piss!

They wouldn't take no for an answer so he really got his ass out.

by Macchus November 11, 2025

get the

You searched this so Urban Dictionary would say "Get the Get the mug" or something similar

Urban Dictionary: "Get the Get the mug."
You: lol

by Get the May 9, 2023

Can I get 300 likes

I just want attension

Can I get 300 likes

No, y'oure just searching for attention

by A fucking fagget June 5, 2019

COME AND GET CHARLESTON

It is an INTERNET MESSAGE that is for the power care.

Hey , hey hey, I am on the mainline , you like it , COME AND GET CHARLESTON , so JACK , no I mean JOHNSON , your really saying COME AND GET YOUR LOVE which is the one looking for an ASSHOLE.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 13, 2021

As foul as it gets

Naughty dirty kinky minded person...fun in the bedroom personality.

"Man; when in the bedroom that broad is as foul as it gets."

by SwankieMlNX December 12, 2023