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Bunt Faced Cooter

1) when a girl is being a real wench
2) when a guy is being a real puss
1) "I came home last night and tried to put it in the poop shoot, but my lady was being a real Bunt Faced Cooter"

2) "Yo, bro, you want another frosty bronson?"
"No, I'm ok with just this one"
"Stop being such a Bunt Faced Cooter and slam another coldie"
by Hugsnotdrugs July 12, 2007
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git faced wonder

you git faced wonder go screw ur mom
by B()X M@N & Mr Chief November 6, 2003
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i wanna punch you in the face

Someone who annoys you to the extreme line of near hatred even without doing, saying anything, or even being there that you want to bash them up or you fantasise of bashing them up. In short, the term for a person that you want to punch in the face is called a 'Badger'.
I had a dream of the badger that sits next to me in class, then i woke up and said to myself "i wanna punch you in the face".
by Anonymous.Z June 17, 2014
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Bath salts bitin speakers in the face

A lyric from Rhianna's song N.E.R.D. Confusing, but might be a small mention of the case in Florida where a man on bath salts ate another mans face in a drugged craze.
Yo....man dont be doin bath salts. Bath salts bitin speakers in the face

GREG?! U sniffin what I think u sniffin? Boi im gettin outta here.
by Bloopbloopbloopyeahno July 26, 2018
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most perfect male face in the world is kim seokjin aka BTS Jin.
BTS's Jin Crowned “World's Most Perfect FaceAccording To Dutch Scientific Analysis (& Here's Why) Here's how Jin's visuals are mathematically perfect. On June 10, Dutch visual arts team Sluis Painting announced that BTS's Jin had been shortlisted for the title of “The World's Most Perfect Male Face”.
most perfect male face in the world
by beauty moon February 9, 2021
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Smiley Face Shield of Justice

indicated by an open mouthed smiley :D, the Smiley Face Shield of Justice grants you immunity against verbal assaults.
Person 1: whatever
Person 2: are you seriously going to be mad at me? it's over.
Person 1: what?
Person 3: boom. roasted

(with the Smiley Face Shield of Justice)
Person 1: whatever :D
Person 2: sweet! ;)
Person 3: aw snap, the Smiley Face Shield of Justice!
by youalreadykno May 8, 2011
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Your mom's face pouch

The next response in the progression of the "your mom" insult protocol. Meaningless and yet replete with significance. With proper, patient application, it will lead to blissfully inane repartee.
Speaker 1: Your mom.
Speaker 2: Your mom's face.

Speaker 1: Your mom's face pouch.

Speaker 1: Man, that guy is a dweeb.
Speaker 2: You wanna know who else is a dweeb? - Your mom's face ....

Speaker 1: Your mom's face pouch is a dweeb

Etc.
by moydog April 5, 2010
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