One-Shit Wonder

A shit that is large enough to clog or break a toilet without the help of toilet paper or other shits.

"Hey Tim, sorry about your toilet, I just dropped a One-Shit Wonder."

by Mr. Yeetlicious April 22, 2022

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one-eyed headache

This is when a person feels like the have a headache on only one side of the head, particularly felt on top of the eye or on the eyebrow.

person one: whats wrong?
person two: Dude I have this horrible headache, but its only one side!!
person one: oh, you must have a one-eyed headache.

by Carlos Santiago September 26, 2005

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One man bandwidth

When your internet can only support one solitary device.

Barnabus got really angry because he couldn’t connect multiple devices to Blues shitty one man bandwidth internet.

by Realmack August 1, 2018

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THE BIGGEST BAND ON THE PLANET. Nothing and no one is better than One Direction. It is a boy band made up of five idiots who can sing, whose names are Harry Styles (Hazza), Liam Payne (Payno), Zayn Malik (DJ Malik), Louis Tomlinson (Tommo) and Niall Horan (Nialler). They have the best supporters ever called Directioners, who are so good that they aren't even called fans at this point.

Person: What is One Direction?
Me: The best boy band in the world

by One Direction is my life now March 14, 2023

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HE'S ONE SHOT!

A phrase mostly used by absolute dogshit Warzone players to cover up blame from their peers.

In an attempt to hide how indefinitely trash they are at Call of Duty, the suspected player yells out that he almost got the kill, but died a second after, meaning that they would only take one shot to kill.
Trash Player: BRO HE'S ONE SHOT!
Decent Player: But he took 30 shots before he died.
Trash Player: He must have healed.

by depchar December 15, 2021

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One horse town

What a pretentious person calls a town.

There are no horses in this town except the ones behind fences. This is not your one horse town, you don't own the place because you're not even from here originally.

by The Original Agahnim November 17, 2021

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