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cheap & dirty

The feeling you get after taking 5 xanaxes, drinkina bottle of vodka and smoking 2 packs of smokes, and having crazy sex with someone who hardly know who has brown eyes and which you are in a crazy deep like with.
And after that night they never txt you back. Leaving you feeling cheap and dirty.
Johnny Benzo song.

Justin and I got so wasted and had sex, now he won't text or call, I feel so cheap & dirty.

If I had known you'd make me feel so cheap & dirty, I woulda said don't fucking touch me.
by shellz812 October 19, 2013
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Dirty Kermits

The act of leapfrog (hence the name "kermits" with 2 or more men. In the process of this the person who is jumping over the next sticks his penis into to nexts persons butthole or simply let's it slide along the crack. It is then reapeated until the men realize how frickin nasty this is.
Hey I heard you and joe were doing dirty kermits last night.
by Yo momma 1000000° May 1, 2012
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Dirty Tomatoe

When you insert your penis into a women who has her period. You pull out your penis then insert it in her mouth.
by phizal my nizzal August 20, 2011
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Dirty Moreno

When you fart in your friends eye unexpectedly, usually with small chunks flying in their face.
Dude you fucking dirty moreno covered my glasses with your poo!
by Lordkraw June 20, 2011
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Dirty Zerber

The act of taking a shit on somebody's tummy area and then burying one's face in it and then blowing hard, making a satisfying farting sound.
I took a shit on Fred's tummy, rubbed it in a little and then I pressed my face in it and blew real hard, making a farting sound. Fred giggled. That's what I call giving a Dirty Zerber !!
by TechShopBoyz July 4, 2011
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Dirty Tongue

When a person hooks up with someone within 15 minutes of throwing up.
"My mouth smells like shit right now, I can't believe Everett dirty tongued me"
by The Penicl September 26, 2011
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Dirty Stoner

The act of ejaculating on the rim of a bong and having a female proceed to take a rip.
Wow! I never expected that dirty stoner to get me so high!
by dshox October 3, 2011
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