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Whatever fucks your butt

An expression meaning " do whatever makes you happy " Usually a passive-aggressive response implying that you disagree with a person's opinion, but don't care because you're superior.

It's definitely not " floats your boat ", by the way. Pretty sure it's always been " fucks your butt ".
A : Bro, do you listen to Weezer ?
B : Nah, no way, when dicks fly !
A : Isn't the expression " when pigs fly " ?
B : No, it's not.
A : Yes, it literally is.
B : Fine, whatever fucks your butt, then.
A : Bro…
by cdeeznuts1999 May 17, 2025
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Brazilian Butt Lift Bestie

person you meet pretty regularly to do Brazilian Butt Lifts togheter👭 aka your soulmate at this point
A:"Have you planned something for tomorrow?"
B: "Yes Queen B👸! I'm gonna BBL with my Brazilian Butt Lift Bestie"
by BBL QUEEN November 16, 2021
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Might as well lick my butt

An insult I made up meaning that someone speaks such bullshit that it's equivalent to licking someone's ass
Bob: The earth is flat.
Kevin: What the funkerdoodle, might as well lick my butt.
by Flamingecko November 20, 2020
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Butt hat

I had to take the sheets off the bed to find my butt hat.
by Shannon dinges September 12, 2020
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Butt

A butt
by jijkjkj April 8, 2022
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Butt-grissle

The little turd that’s left behind on your butt and no matter how much you wipe there’s still poop .
No matter how much I wiped that butt-grissle was still there.
by Fartgoblinxo January 2, 2025
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Butt

The thing on your back that a boy named Gage has a lot of. He literally hogs all the butt and doesn't share it with anyone else
See Gage over there? He took all the butt...
by Spanky48 April 13, 2022
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