national nookie day

On national nookie day you post your favorite nookie.

happy national nookie day to my nook dana

by lawn clipper 3000 June 22, 2022

National Proposal Day

the day you propose to that special one.

( September 7th )

dude you should really propose to her on national proposal day

by anonymousbihhh July 8, 2023

National Fake Friend Day

National Fake Friend Day is celebrated on May 26th . On this day post your “fakest” friends, and drop anyone you feel like you can’t trust .

“Tomorrow is National Fake Friend Day, i’m posting *****”

by cartiismysavior May 22, 2023

National Pound Town Month

In the month of November you are allowed to fuck any girl anywhere any time.

Her: Why did you take my virginity?
Him: Its National Pound Town Month

by Mr. Mitten October 24, 2022

National Talk shit bout anybody day

This day is on June 13th this is where you can talk shit about anybody and they can't do shit because it's a holiday

Person 1-that's why you got a std hoe

Person 2- huh??
Person 1- Happy national talk shit bout anybody day

by mwahahasecrets June 11, 2023

National Send Nudes Day!

March 5th is National Send Nudes Day! This is the day we have waited for all year. This is the day you finally send that risky snap to a special someone.

Hot girls will send soapy booby pics on National Send Nudes Day!

by Captain Jack! March 5, 2021

National Booty Pic Day

December 1st

Start off the holiday season by sending a picture of that nice butt of yours to your favourite beau or belle!

"Damn, this hot girl just sent me a booty pic!"
"Well of course she did, it's December 1st! National Booty Pic Day!"

by Some meme November 28, 2020