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Cold One

The ''cold one'' is a (somewhat) alcoholic beverage in homestarrunner.com. The beverage first debuted in Sbemail 39: property of ones. In this sbemail episode, a fan named Dan Waters has almost drank a one that is not cold. The variations of the ''Cold One'' in foreign lands are called ''Not So Cold Ones'', ''Room Temperature Ones'', and ''Warm Ones''. There is also a variant called the ''cool one'', which it can be refreshing.
Dan Waters, Sbemail 39: Last weekend I almost drank a one that is not cold.

Strong Bad, Sbemail 39: A one that is not cold, is scarcely a one at all.

Strong Bad, Sbemail 39: I call it... ''the property of ones'', it goes like this: The ONEitude is directly proportional to the COLDitude of the one.

Strong Bad, Fanstumes 2008: A cold one drinking a cold one?? That's cannibalism, man! Or at least ''cold one-balism''.
by Kenzie_quadra March 13, 2025
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Want in one hand

" jizz in the other" is when you're about to ejaculate and your gf takes it in her hand but also high- fives you
"She started laughing when we were done and then asked me to give her a ' high-five'. Her hand was covered in my load and it made a spectacular, wet sound as our hands came together. Sometimes you just have to want in one hand and jizz in the other!"
by Runaroundsioux July 4, 2024
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Nice one Wez

a compliment given to someone who does a kind gesture; Gestures include: Making a cuppa, and moving a bench.
"Here's a cuppa for yah James, maybe stop screaming because you're shit at video games"
"Yeah nice one Wez"
by THEREALWEZMEMEBOI June 30, 2017
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Fatty Log One Wipe

The act of taking such a perfect shit that it only needs one turd wash.
"You already shit? "- Tanner
"Yah bro I dropped a Fatty Log One Wipe." - Travis
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one game of valorant

A lie used by people that are addicted to the video game Valorant.
Person 1: "We're just gonna play one game of Valorant, OK?"
Person 2: "The last time you said that, we played for 5 hours."
by shober August 2, 2020
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Fresh One

1. When something (normally a bodily function) occurs. Used normally in the end of a sentence or as a response to a certain event.

2. When you nut onto/into anything.
1. Mike: "I can't believe I jus-" *sneeze*

Jon: Oh. {Fresh one}.
by Skreet Negro September 19, 2017
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I cup one mug

Where you get a cup and shit in the mug and mix flour and the ingridients to make a instant brownie in a mug
Did Juan make that i cup one mug?
by 000111stinkyfarts January 21, 2022
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