Dog

dogs are the purest beings on this earth. if you disagree you can suck my colossal dong. they are adorable but also kinda horny all the fricking time. my dog has tried to dominate my colleague's left arm 20 times. my dog likes to hump my cat.

"that dog is retarded but cute"
"what a horndog."

by aw shucks:( April 5, 2019

High school dog chow

When the emo high school girl can’t help to express her creativity with a big face plant in her carefully made school lunch followed by a gargled inhale that is followed by sloppy noises. The food makes it’s way into the mouth of the clueless human being that thinks they have the soul of a dog trapped inside them unaware that they are being recorded as they eat their food in this disgusting manner.

My ex came back for me, so I ate her ass like it was high school dog chow.

by The legendary trash fire January 25, 2022

Rapid Dog

A dog or anything really that needs to be put down. Now.

Bro 1: Dude, your mom's facebook is a like a rapid dog.

Bro 2: What?

Bro 1: Yeah, it needs to be put down like ASAP

by Iluvartichokes May 14, 2011

Dead dog on a fence don't get there by itself

A phrase originated from the deep south of the United States (Alabama, Mississippi). The phrase is typically used to point out a human action behind an otherwise unexplained, often unusual, phenomenon.

" Someone must have driven that car all the way up that steep cliff, even if seems impossible. Dead dog on a fence don't get there by itself, right?"

by ManyPepper January 19, 2022

Mad Dogged

The act of getting stalked by someone you don't want to talk to, but they are persistent to the point you can't go anywhere until you have talk to them.

I tried to come over to your pad, but my neighbor Mad Dogged me into hearing about her latest ailment.

by jasonace October 21, 2015

Corn Dog Blue

Act of masterbation in public typically in an airplane or in a restaurant such as Texas Road House.

I can't believe Dennis pulled a Corn Dog Blue at Texas Road House this Sunday!

by The Poopers December 8, 2024

norman dog

a very special dog whom is scared of one’s reflection, he loves to eat food and anything in his path. has been know too eat 2 pairs of wireless headphones. very hyperactive unless he has been taken on a long walk . likes to lay in the sun
the most common breed of a norman dog is a bull terrier.

person 1: that dog is adorable

person 2: beware its a norman dog

by magicdino October 28, 2021