Dog Boner

A red rocket

“Dude look at that dog boner it’s disgusting.”
“Oh my god I want to suck it!”

by FesteringCunt October 11, 2025

food dog

(noun) A dog who's primary motivation in life is eating people food from the table. Food dogs are typically fixed and have owners with bad habits of feeding them. Almost 100% of beagles are food dogs.

"Fido is kind of just a food dog now that he's fixed. He doesn't need to impress the ladies so hes always under my feet at the table"

by sulungskwa November 4, 2019

dog sandwich

its just a foot job

damn dude i got a dog sandwich last night

by swazey train April 2, 2024

Deep Dog

Someone who is senseer ,and truthfull, and Manly at the same time

# Geeeezz thats a (deep Dog) # Yea Babe ,he will go (deep Dog ) on you, # No i know him, he is (Deep Dog )

by Softpress April 19, 2018

george the dog

literally the coolest dog there is.

he’s a good cuddler
great kisser
and literally just a god amongst dogs

i wish my dog was a george the dog

by JacobajJ September 2, 2019

Mad dog

Mad dog is a nickname for girls named maddie. who is a dog in the sheets, also sucks dick like no other

Maddie was going crazy last night on my cock like a mad dog

by Marty ice June 9, 2023

wet dog shakes

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde and you just shake your hair all over the place, literally like a wet dog, hence the name

b) (drug addiction) : episodes of literal uncontrollable 'wet dog shaking' characteristic of drug addicts undergoing withdrawal symptoms, especially withdrawal from heroin or cocaine.

mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor

by Sexydimma December 21, 2013