Nuckin' Figger

A common slur used by overly dyslexic racists, where the "F" for "fuckin'" and the "N" for... well, y'know what it is, are both swapped.

"Sorry I'm late, some nuckin' figger cut me off on the freeway".

by A.O.B.L. February 26, 2024

nucking figger

you misread that, didnt you, you filthy nucking figger

white person: bro i hate all these nucking figgers
the figgers in question: YO THE FUCK YOU SAY WHITE BOY
white person: i said figgers not nigg-

by nucking figga April 11, 2024

my fingir hurts more than dingir

A Funny Slang that whenever your finger hurts, the pain will be so bad, you will think that it was god's accident, or your luck.

Jacques: Ow, my nails!
Luis: What happened to Jacques?
Jacques: My Fingir Hurts More than Dingir

by mrbeast539275 December 22, 2024

nucking figger

JUST A CHILL GUY:)

hi nucking figger.

by DAKINGJ March 26, 2025

Nuck Figgers

Hating on figgers like me

Fuck Nuck Figgers

by fasdfafdafdaf August 29, 2025

Pooh Funger

Live music that isn't performed well by an artist.

E.g. Sounds like he's got Pooh Funger;

by TellItWell August 30, 2025

adult friend finder

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local craigslist page

b) a MILF, usually your friend's mother, who helps you hook up with other MILFS.

dude 1) I don't friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to be my adult friend finder, as in helping me find friends among adults?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.

by Sexydimma June 26, 2013