elbow dicking

The act of poking a random stranger from around the grab bar on a very busy subway train at 5:30 PM in New York City. With your penis of course. How else do you poke anyone?

I was elbow dicking some guy on the subway today. He now has AIDS.

by MLGillumernaty420 August 7, 2014

pretzel dicking

When your sword fighting with your dick and they get tangled up like a pretzel.

Steven and brandon were sword fighting and accidently ended up pretzel dicking each other.

by majortator November 7, 2014

rickety dick

When a girl is so ugly your dick goes permanently limp

That girl was so ugly she gave me a bad case of rickety dick.

by Dakota & spencer January 7, 2015

shakespear dick

very old dick looks like it came from 1609

you got a shakespear dick!

by cockmunchermcgee January 12, 2015

gang dicked

a situation in which a person has experienced multiple concurrent or consecutive penetration either with a penis or an object.

"That slut that went to the frat party yo .... got straight up gang dicked by a few of my bros . . . ."

'Man ... I took that exam ... I feel I got gang dicked."

"Bitch ... give me my money or Ill make you feel like youve been gpang dicked."

by Red panther 94 November 25, 2013

Miser-Dick

A man who is a total ignoramus (and irritating fool), and causes misery amongst EVERYONE.

Yea, that Miser-Dick just talked to me.

Can he just not?

by xSmile for me my lovex January 27, 2015

the supreme dicks

Art rock noise band started in the 80's which while never successful was cited as influential by such bands as Sonic youth and dinosaur jr.

Hey let's go out to spaceland, I hear the supreme dicks are playing.

Can we get on the guest list?
Not tonight man unless we get there early.

Forget it

by tvod February 7, 2015