National tall people day

A day to celebrate people over 5’5. Tall people get to make fun of short people and the short friends buy pizza.

I can’t wait for National tall people day!

by Chickenmann September 2, 2021

National head day

The day your supposed to get some head or else you’ll die alone with yo lame ass

Guy:“Damn it’s national head day”
Girl:”Who getting some me or you first?”

by Frfrnocap May 12, 2022

National Cody Gakpo Day

National Cody Gakpo day is a day celebrating the Netherlands’ domination of the US, with the performance centered around Cody Gakpo’s masterclass

National Cody Gakpo day is my favorite holiday, I love watching all the US fans cry!

by scholesyinnit December 3, 2022

national side chick day

The day after valentines day , national side chick day. That being result of all the pimps and players are with there main bitchs on valentines day leaving the side chick feel some type of way so they get the day after.!!

For all side chick's near and far , we celebrate you wit national side chick day, Feb 15

by GAY GOKU February 13, 2024

National couples day

It’s October 5 national couples day post/show off your love for your significant other!!

1:Hey baby it’s oct 5
2:yeah and?
1today is national couple’s day!
2:omg happy national couples day honey

by Simphub October 4, 2021

national celery day

national celery day is april 24. and that day only.

on that day you should celebrate eating celery and hanging out with your friends named isela!

"when is national celery day?"

"april 24th? how did you not know!"

by scruffrry June 5, 2021

national grab ass day

national grab ass day is on October 28 where anyone can grab anyones ass

yo today is national grab ass day who's ass are you going to grab

by Mensur2135 October 27, 2019