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When I'm the one getting raped in prison

I don't need to go to prison and get raped just because YOU got raped, you piece of shit. And I don't have to spend the rest of my life in a echo chamber just so you can feel like your kids are safe or you can feel like I'm not better than you.
Hym "When I'm the one getting raped in prison it will be because and one because you never gave a shit about the law in the first place. You want your kids to dictate the lives of everyone around you and YOU ARE STALKING AND HARASSING ME INDEFINITELY AND I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR KIDS FOR YOU DOING THAT YOU FUCK. I don't have to tolerate it and I've already tolerated it more than THE LAST GUY DID, didn't I? The last guy you did it to just shot up the school or something, didn't he? It wouldn't take you this long to learn your lesson if you weren't fucking retarded but, hey, maybe one more will do the trick, right? Oh what's that? The thing I said but about me?"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2025
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One Millimeter Defeater

One Millimeter Defeater is another word for a teeny tiny smaller than a shrimp sized Schlong.
Guy 1: Are you even a real man? You've got nothing between your legs...
Guy 2: I do have it between my legs but it's a one millimeter defeater.
Guy 1: Damn I wanna see now.
by chunky-monkey267 August 16, 2025
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Goose-In-One

Killing a goose with a golf ball and then using the gooses power that you gained from killing it to hit a hole in one.
Evan got a Goose-In-One at the Golf Course
(True story)
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.9.One Thousand Nine Hundred Anuda Forty Two Aduna Two Thousand Anuda Two.9.
by AstrayHellstrom August 22, 2025
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Real One

1. A person who is authentic when learning a language.
2. Doesn't obsess over streaks.
3. The one who has a real reason to learn (that doesn’t involve drunk quizzes at 2am).
Jiwon is a real one, she’s learning French to actually move to Paris next year. Even her phone is in French.
by realonesonlybabbel September 2, 2025
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Kill two birds with one stone

It means to get two tasks done with one action.
For example, if you need groceries and cash, you can go to a grocery store. They will usually have an atm , and you could get your groceries and kill two birds with one stone.
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