Fresh One

1. When something (normally a bodily function) occurs. Used normally in the end of a sentence or as a response to a certain event.

2. When you nut onto/into anything.

1. Mike: "I can't believe I jus-" *sneeze*

Jon: Oh. {Fresh one}.

by Skreet Negro September 19, 2017

One bat

when someone is to give a 'one bat' they hit someone with the back of their hand really hard.

A ruthless smack on the face.

in eastenders when Ronnie gives Janine the 'one bat' and falls to the ground in one hit.

by Duno Qwarmz what u sayin! July 30, 2010

one secccc

A term used by a female which definitely doesn't actually mean one second

Me: Can u ft now?
Her: one secccc
*30 minutes goes by*

by Idkrealfacts October 28, 2021

one gentleman in a pantalona

masturbation

I walked into Wills room and lets just say it was a one gentleman in a pantalona situation he did not want me to see.

by good_t-boning October 21, 2020

Taunt the one-eyed weasel

Euphemism for masturbation.

Person 1: "Wanna go to the mall?"

Person2: "No sorry, I gotta go taunt the one-eyed weasel."

by DirtyDan'sBiggestFan July 20, 2017

one game of valorant

A lie used by people that are addicted to the video game Valorant.

Person 1: "We're just gonna play one game of Valorant, OK?"
Person 2: "The last time you said that, we played for 5 hours."

by shober August 2, 2020

One time

South Central Los Angeles in the late 80s when the police would pull onto the street in the projects, the young gangster lookouts would holler out "one time" or "two times" or more etc. depending on how many patrol cars were coming down the street. One time meant a single unit on routine patrol. Two times or more meant a bust was coming.

Whistle out...one time coming!

by 10-15 June 3, 2022