twisted hoover

One who wants to suck cock while twisted

Man did you see what Dave turned into after a couple hits?

Yea man he swallow that dude balls deep. He's a twisted hoover for sure

by Oven cleaner February 06, 2021

Twisting One Off

When a man masturbates.

Friend: What are you up to today?
Man: Not much, just sitting here twisting one off.

by EldonTKD August 09, 2021

twisted mango

Balls deep while spinning like a noodle

Yeah we did a twisted mango last night

by BBCentertainment October 19, 2020

Twisted Mexi

(verb and a noun) - what happens when The Sims modders and custom content game creators are more talented than EA's employees.

This content is so awesome it must be a Twisted Mexi

by aerialla November 30, 2021

Twisted mousepad

Not being able to move around correctly, like a computer mouse on a twisted mousepad.

"Jerry was walking down the hallway like it was a twisted mousepad!"

by Sharkgirl945 March 17, 2023

Pulling a Jack Twist

Unofficial term for that special moment in yaoi fanfiction when the uke is magically able to take everything the seme gives 'em, no lube required. Inspired by the movie Brokeback Mountain.

"Hey did you read that hot new Gerita fanfiction that came out?"
"Yeah dude! Italy totally was pulling a jack twist in that one!"

by MotherPrussia September 20, 2013

Twisted soulmates

Group of geniuses with similar twisted thoughts and amusements

We would like to invite you to join our group of twisted soulmates.

by GrannyKeith@PH January 13, 2018