Tristan

The biggest fucking munter I’ve ever seen! Every time we hang out we always munt.

Tristan I love you, you malicious magical magnificent munter

by OrionUki7 March 27, 2024

tristan

never trust a tristan. he will break ur heart into million of pieces cs hes a big ass cry baby. js bc he may say he loves u doesnt mean he actually does (hes saying that to 10 other girls) if ur mans name is tristan im so sorry 😊

DONT date a tristan u will regret it

by brooklynn :) April 11, 2024

Tristan McGreggor

an odd looking fellow, possibly having many children, on account of the massive amounts of maidens he slays

wow, that guy is like "Tristan McGreggor

by bingus bongus123123 May 24, 2024

Tristan

A Napoleonic person who loves having sex with dolphins. He is also sometimes a tree.

I met a Tristan last week, he loved young bottlenose dolphins.

by Atlantis5523 June 2, 2024

Tristan

Someone who has a long ass neck

Wow did you see Tristan today, his neck is really long

by Lankyjoker June 7, 2024

Tristan Tweed

10/10 hot amazing handsome beautiful perfect boy whom I love so, so much <3

“I love Tristan Tweed”

by ericcartmanleftball February 8, 2026

Tristan

That ride-or-die friend who feels everything out loud. Calls first, checks in, gets dramatic when stressed, but will still show up when it matters. Loyal, intense, and needs reassurance even when he acts tough.

“He’s annoying sometimes, but he’s family—my Tristan won’t let me go through it alone.”

by The Writer’s Room March 7, 2026