luke harrop

a sloth like creature which dwells in the north of england, often found hiding in rotting hovels stinking of piss. Idle and unable to communicate properly luke harrop is hideously disfigured by a nose in the shape of a cock. When drunk the harrop tends to talk for hours upon end about non-sensical tripe mainly consisting of how he creeps around the nightclubs of pudsey and leeds.

your living like a luke harrop, its about time you stop pissing in your room.

by theoneandonlydouchebaggery July 3, 2011

Luke Higgins

A short kid who thinks his cool and annoys the shit out of you

Luke Higgins is annoying

by Yu #2 July 27, 2019

Luke Howarth

Someone who consumes food while sleeping.

Also someone who smokes weed and sells it.

Example 1: Whoa! have you been hanging out with Luke Howarth?

Example 2: Person 1: He was copping a feed last night, but he wasn't awake.
Person 2: He was doing a Luke Howarth then?

by Littlemanlover December 7, 2011

Luke Dnuke

He's the bomb. Luke Dnuke is a very kool person who is very kool. He owns an Instagram account called @_shower_feelings_

Luke Dnuke is very kool.

by Luke Dnuke July 7, 2019

Schey and Luke

Two soulmates that enjoy spending long evenings together under the full moon before one of them turns into a werewolf and gets killed because he is a naughty wolf

“Wow they are being schey and luke right now”

by Sundowncold87 August 12, 2023

luke the alcoholic

Luke gets drunk and his best friend Dan smokes weed. He has two other friends Oscar and Sean. Oscar smokes (not weed) and Sean is trying to earn money by selling nooses. If you ever meet a Luke PLEASE get drunk with him you will probably wake up in a car with him that is crashed into a tree. He has two salad childs and a Cat bf called Jack.
wagwan piffting wats yer bbm pin

Luke the alcoholic- oi fam im hella drunk ill stab yo bitch
Dan- SHUT
UP
Luke the alcoholic- Ill slit open your knee caps
Dan- o shit
Luke the alcoholic- you're mom gay

Dan- no u

Sean- GOTOSLEEPYOUSKETSITSREALLYLATEANDITSASCHOOLNIGHT

by youremomasket911 May 15, 2018

luke robinson

Luke Robinson is one of a dying breed he is a Rebel that fights for what is right no matter the odds , to create a Luke Robinson you need funny , flirty , bold , dirty minded , proud , southern , country and splash in a little crazy to start with. He is a good friend and a loyal boyfriend he voted for Trump and loves the south and everyone in it. Born in the south raised in the south and fights for the south. Luke Robinson will always have your back no matter what he will always be there to fight alongside you or simply be there when you need someone, Luke Robinson is part Cherokee and the rest is pure Confederate a noble and courageous breed is Luke Robinson. If you are lucky enough to have Luke Robinson as a friend you will be in for a lot of good times and know that he will always have your back as bold and daring as a guardian dragon.

What’s that clopping sound?

I bet you a dollar it’s Luke Robinson I know those boots anywhere

I’m afraid that I might get into some trouble with James he said he’d beat me up if I didn’t give him my jacket

Just go tell Luke Robinson you guys are friends he’ll take care of James

by Mr.HavelockRam March 30, 2019