Chode Sam

Chode - A penis/person wider than it is long. Chodes are usually by the name, Sam Roberts and Samuel L. Jackson. They are Chodes because they eat a lot and refrain from doing physical activity. Also known as Tank Sam.

Sam means the name of one person who is - Super At Masterbation and is a Sexually Attractive Male.

My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode.

That guy is such a Chode Sam.

by Jhbrag August 22, 2011

Sam Temple

a cool dude who can shoot green fireballs out of his hand. PEW PEW PEW. Unfortunately, straight. But he is the best young hero ngl.

person: "Hey have you heard that Sam temple is straight?"

Me: "Dude no way,"

by NikolasEatsShit December 23, 2020

sam rod

invites random people to someone elses house

"Yo juan ur goin to james house tomorrow"
sam rod said

by Kool kid on the street afrfrgt January 29, 2009

sam slone

a crazy, weird, awkward grandma with no teeth who just turns around at random times and yells

Sarah: *turns around* VILLIAM
Kayla: She's being such a SAM SLONE
Dani: Yep, she's so awkward
Sam: Like legit
Hayden: Kayla, want my llama socks

by Jamaica lady November 18, 2018

sam mellen

God no other way to put it but god

Hi I am Arron key what’s your name

Hi I am Sam mellen
Omg no way gets down and bows

by Fletcher10 October 11, 2021

Sam Nook

Awesamdudes animal crossing alter ego on the dream smp. He only speaks animal crossing And is basically a creeper Tom nook. best friends with tommyinnit he spent lots of time with him as they’re business partners At Tommy’s hotel the big innit hotel. He is precious and will always put a smile on you face... or make you scream at his npc automated responses

SAM NOOK MA FRIENDDDD!!!

by MEANDMICHEAL March 28, 2021

sam fineburger

A Jewish kid with many lawyers and pennies. As he follows the penny gods they return the favor and lead him through court. As he tells Holocaust jokes himself because he is Jewish and is allowed to make fun of his people, the penny gods have given him this gift.... and of course the gift of being a great lawyer.

"There goes Sam Fineburger again, picking up a penny and laughing at his own Holocaust jokes in the middle of an important court session."

by Wingman78000Coolnamehere May 16, 2016