School

Seven
Crappy
Hours
Of

Our

Lives

“Hey kid, want some free candy?”

“No thanks, I have to go to school. Nice van though.”

by Dumb Definition June 14, 2018

School

A place where you learn and learn and learn and adults just talk and talk and talk

I HATE school

by RainbowLoomPinkPantherBalloon December 21, 2016

School

Jail.

I have to go to school.

by Budo's Kid Sister April 22, 2019

school

A boring place where you learn and get homework. See homework, education, and learning

i lern aLot frum skool

by Roger March 12, 2005

School

A place where reluctant children and teens go to learn and do classwork. Often it is a target of insult being called "Hell" "Prison" etc. Of course many of these people don't understand what they have and are too ignorant to see that if they were in differant circumstances they would wish for an education instead of a life of dull physical work. Sure school could be related to that dull physical work but of course it does open oppurtunities to get of it. You just have to get through 12 years.

"At home my parents are strict. They don't let me have a life because they think I'm gonna go and get into trouble, like drugs and other stuff. They don't even know that I'm not that stupid. I like school not because of the stupid work and teachers, but because it's the only place where I can see my friends. Overprotective parents suck."

by Nicolo March 31, 2003

School

PSYCHOLOGY: This involves talking about rats and dreams. Psychologists are obsessed with rats and dreams. I once spent an entire semester training a rat to punch little buttons in a certain sequence then training my roommate to do the same thing. The rat learned much faster. My roommate is now a doctor. If you like rats or dreams and above all if you dream about rats you should major in psychology.

rats...humm... I dream... rat... ouch... GERROFF!

by Amanda June 24, 2004

School

A threat promising physical violence

I'll School your ass.
Don't make me school you.

by GRR August 27, 2003