Zach is an awesome some guy, who never leaves his friends’ side for better or for worse. He’s funny, handsome And outgoing. He can be an asshole if you get on his bad side. A lot of people truly understand how kind and caring he is. If you have a Zach in your life, you’re truly lucky.
by Xxxstrangexxx February 01, 2020
He’s obviously hot and everyone has a crush on him. He don’t respond to text ever but he’s still the one all girls want. Oh and he’s loyal......
by Suckiteasyyyyyyy April 17, 2019
There are three types of Zachs out there
1. This is the typical skater boy, spikey hair, vaping, surfer dude.
2. Raving narcissist that is super popular.
3. A depressed, sad, and empty person. They try to be funny as that gives other people joy which is something he cannot give himself, but he keeps trying it because the momentary rush of someone liking their joke is addictive, even though it is rare. They either aren't funny, or people are tired of him, and somewhat counterproductively, he makes people more annoyed or angry then they were at the beginning. They get sadder from that than the happiness they would get if they made a joke that lands well, that is the main reason for the depression. Did they start depressed, and that made it worse, or is that what started the depression.
1. This is the typical skater boy, spikey hair, vaping, surfer dude.
2. Raving narcissist that is super popular.
3. A depressed, sad, and empty person. They try to be funny as that gives other people joy which is something he cannot give himself, but he keeps trying it because the momentary rush of someone liking their joke is addictive, even though it is rare. They either aren't funny, or people are tired of him, and somewhat counterproductively, he makes people more annoyed or angry then they were at the beginning. They get sadder from that than the happiness they would get if they made a joke that lands well, that is the main reason for the depression. Did they start depressed, and that made it worse, or is that what started the depression.
"What's his name?"
"His name is Zach."
"His name is Zach."
by duderuthless August 26, 2020
"well u can have just my tip and then if u want i could slam u or if u just wanted the tip I'll just give u the tip"
by bigdickmeegz December 17, 2024
A really nice guy wo can make you feel good even if you feel really shitty. Someone who you can talk to about your problems or your life baiscly anything and can make you feel way better. Someone who tells really funny jokes. He's really sweet, caring, and overall a nice guy. He could be cute and smart in a strange way.Also Zach means Jordan and Dani(which surprised me).And he is a very random guy but you can trust him.
by JayK1 June 09, 2019
The most aggressive asshole you will ever see.
Normally very attractive, but has a shit sense of humor when around people he dislikes.
He has an over average sized penis normally ranging between 5-7.5 inches but when its inside your cunt it feels like 12 inches
Normally very attractive, but has a shit sense of humor when around people he dislikes.
He has an over average sized penis normally ranging between 5-7.5 inches but when its inside your cunt it feels like 12 inches
by Zach Boyd March 31, 2018
Zach is a wonderful guy! Zach can get you mad the next minute and then make you forget all about it the next because of his charming smile and dreamy eyes. Zach is the type of guy who will make you feel like the only girl he’s ever loved! He will treat you like a queen and you will be his world! If you are dating a Zach then you are the luckiest girl alive!
Girl 1: Omg is that Zach?!
Girl 2: IT IS!
Girl 1: Whoever his girlfriend is, is SO lucky
Girl 2: I know I am!
Girl 2: IT IS!
Girl 1: Whoever his girlfriend is, is SO lucky
Girl 2: I know I am!
by Mxcey December 07, 2019