tiny wizard

a tiny wizard tastes like bacon and can create 15 dat boi's in a minute they also can turn into dank memes and puppies

oh sheet its a tiny wizard

by the worlds most honest guy December 05, 2017

I don't know, I'm not a wizard.

A popular phrase used in response to a reasonable question.

"How do you use this whistle?"

"I don't know, I'm not a wizard."

by Idkimnotawizard February 12, 2025

Party Wizard

One who is capable of manifesting a good time. Or one who is in a good mood at a party and is handing out "goodies" to fellow partiers.

Similar to a modern shamen.

"See that dude over there", "yeah", "he pulled this shit out his hat like a party wizard"

"Man, you're like a party wizard handing out all this shwag."

by Tree Wizard January 03, 2012

wizard hole

When, youre having an orgy and when the guys are about to cum the girl opens up her chamber of secrets like in Harry Potter and the guys jizz in her representing the wizarding houses at Hogwarts. Gryffindor, Slytherian, Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff

"Oy bly me heres my wizard hole"

by DATBOIOVERTHEREWITHTHAGOGURT August 16, 2017

Bread Wizard

A term used to describe a very creepy person, often a pedo

I say a bread wizard near a kindergarten so I called the cops

by Willbot159 April 11, 2024

Bread Wizard

A mentally challenged person that acts creepily around people younger than himself. Usually found near school area's although not closer than 500m away or cops usually get called.

We spotted a Bread Wizard near the kindergarten and called the police immediately.

by Willbot159 April 21, 2024

Canadian Beer Wizard

Beer wizardry actually consists of duct taping your 1st empty beer can to the bottom of your 2nd beer. Full beer on top. Repeat. Enjoy.

I can see by your Canadian beer wizard staff you just got to the party. ***Had to add Canadian to get it submitted.***

by March 17, 2023