A theory that is the consensus among all of the truly BASED and EPIC climate scientist that jewish nazi Greta Thunberg is planning to do the Pearl Harbor of climate change.
Vaush: You do understand that 97% of scientists agree with me that there is a correlation between CO2 emissions and temperature rise, right?
Dumbass Climate Denialist: Well actually that is a cringe and unepic alternative fact that someone who isn't well versed in the eternal science of Alden's Climate Theory would say
Dumbass Climate Denialist: Well actually that is a cringe and unepic alternative fact that someone who isn't well versed in the eternal science of Alden's Climate Theory would say
by Maldin' Alden October 13, 2020
Literally, a theory that states when man is set against impossible odds, his final bullet will be on himself rather than his enemies. Figuratively, a plan to "cut one's losses" or make sacrifices as a last resort.
So, yeah, according to Mike's single bullet theory, he's gonna play the market right out to the bitter end and try to cash in on as many stocks as possible; however, things don't look good.
by MACHone Inc. August 09, 2005
Mariana and Hichame were about to take a shower in Hichame's Place, Mariana noticed a Pink soap Sponge and thought that it is a girly thing for a Man to have a pink sponge, Hichame, on the other Hand, Thought that she is jealous as the sponge might be a gift from his ex.
Pink Sponge theory is when a couple / group of people look at the same Item and have 2 different thoughts about it, that might cause a misunderstanding or even a fight.
Pink Sponge theory is when a couple / group of people look at the same Item and have 2 different thoughts about it, that might cause a misunderstanding or even a fight.
Her :From where you got this cute bracelet?
Him: from a dear person, why ? Are you jealous it might be from an admirer or an ex.
Her: Hell no, it is just that I think the bracelet is cute. We are both looking at the bracelet with a Pink Sponge Theory
Him: from a dear person, why ? Are you jealous it might be from an admirer or an ex.
Her: Hell no, it is just that I think the bracelet is cute. We are both looking at the bracelet with a Pink Sponge Theory
by Ryuuzaki300 November 26, 2017
A theory that officially states....
"If one should make a prediction so outlandish, they are an idiot even if their prediction proves true.”
This usually applies to people who make idiotic predictions (which do not always have to apply to sports)that most of the time would not come true, but when they would the predictor brags like he or she is some kind of genius. Idiot Theory disproves their genius.
"If one should make a prediction so outlandish, they are an idiot even if their prediction proves true.”
This usually applies to people who make idiotic predictions (which do not always have to apply to sports)that most of the time would not come true, but when they would the predictor brags like he or she is some kind of genius. Idiot Theory disproves their genius.
A- Yeah dude, my aunt took #11 seed George Mason to the National Title game in her bracket.
B- Wow, she was right. They made it to the Final Four. She's a genius!
A- No, she's an idiot. Ever heard of the Idiot Theory of Sports?
B- Wow, she was right. They made it to the Final Four. She's a genius!
A- No, she's an idiot. Ever heard of the Idiot Theory of Sports?
by Buck437 March 19, 2009
the theory the person you are seeing will put out on the third date
(used by Blink 182 in their song Wendy Clear)
(used by Blink 182 in their song Wendy Clear)
by shibbyshibbyeh February 12, 2010
For every instance (x) that an Amanda Quinn tells you you're wrong, and every instance (y) that you are right, x will always equal y.
X(Amanda Quinn tells you you're wrong)=Y(You are wright)
X(Amanda Quinn tells you you're wrong)=Y(You are wright)
Ethan:"Yoooooo, I TOTALLY ACED THAT CHEM TEST!!!"
Evan:"Forreal?!?"
Ethan:"Yea yo, Amanda Quinn told me I got every question wrong. So using the Amanda Quinn Theory I aced it!"
Evan:"Ohhhh, ardvark. You must've aced it then."
Evan:"Forreal?!?"
Ethan:"Yea yo, Amanda Quinn told me I got every question wrong. So using the Amanda Quinn Theory I aced it!"
Evan:"Ohhhh, ardvark. You must've aced it then."
by shmead February 01, 2010
by jerome December 06, 2003