Sexurity System

A security system that inevitably prevents one from having intercourse, usually due to the inability to sneak out in the middle of the night, or worry of getting caught by parents, guardians, or any type of house mate.

"Dammit, I'm sorry, babe, I would be fucking you right now if it weren't for this lame ass sexurity system... Yeah, maybe next time we can try."

by legendofalex123 May 13, 2014

Saculatory System

A not-so clinical term for ones ballsack.

Sack-u-la-tory

1. "I was subjected to an impromptu examination of my saculatory system while getting my pants altered at my local seamstress."

2. During a recent physical the doctor wrote in my chart that I had one of the most beautiful saculatory systems that she had ever seen.

3. "My saculatory system feels great this morning"

by vanDweeble October 9, 2014

Wii gaming system

the Wii is the most gayest and most retarded gaming system out there and u cant even play any violent games on it except call of duty butt its really complicated.

retard : 0h the Wii is the 3est!!!!! DeRp

smart person: no its not PS4 and X-box one are a lot bet Wii gaming system sucks!!

by the correct answer January 13, 2015

reboot the system

To kick the shit out of someone in an effort to correct their behavior

Jason was acting like a twat, so I had to reboot the system.

by Guitarplayer4life36 February 4, 2016

GPS Vehicle Tracking System

eagle trazer is leading own GPS vehicle tracking system provider around India. Also crossed 1800+ GPS vehicle tracker devices in various industries

This is used to can tracked a vehicle. we leading own GPS vehicle tracking system provider around Tamil Nadu and India

by Eagle trazer November 20, 2019

The M.A.C System

Made popular by the FXX show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, where it is the fictional character Mac's version of the D.E.N.N.I.S System, in which he would make a move after women who the equally fictional character Dennis Reynolds used the D.E.N.N.I.S system on.

M - Move
A - After
C - Completion

Example of the M.A.C system

Man #1: Uses the D.E.N.N.I.S System on a woman and then ditches them.

Friend of Man #1: Takes his place as he puts the M.A.C system into effect.

by VerdeHombre November 26, 2019

Sewer system

I use it to call my friend named sewar

Sewar whey didn’t u flush

Ahem ahem I meant sewer system sorry I didn’t mean to disrespect u

by The lasagna god March 22, 2019