Harry Potter

Harry Potter is DA BEST THING EVER!!!

person 1- HAVE YOU READ HARRY POTTER?
PERSON 2 - YES OF COURSE! IT DA BEST!!!

by rgewfYSVDBHlug7p YRSLBVD May 15, 2022

Harry Potter

*insert Hegwig's Theme*

OMG Harry Potter is so cute

by Luna Serenity December 10, 2021

Harry Potter glasses

When banging a girl from behind, you stick both your pointer fingers in her ass, and when she turns around in shock, you take your shitty fingers and circle around her eyes, making the appearance of Harry's glasses while climaxing and simultaneously yelling EXPELLIARMUS! Then you steal her broom as you run out of the house to make a quick getaway!

Brett was at the zoo, and the sight of ape shit made him give his girlfriend Harry Potter glasses.

by Jerry’s kids January 25, 2022

Harry Potter

My man, Calendario

Harry Potter hooked me up 3ith Ravenclaw. Ask Amine

by ElectraHerz February 2, 2022

Harry Potter

An orphan boy with magical powers.

"Holy cricket, you're Harry Potter!"

by grey phrog February 9, 2022

Harry Potter

Hates Draco but then people think that they should be a couple like girlllllll

Harry Potter I -

by Dracomalfoy48 December 30, 2020

Bogan Harry Potter

When an Aussie kid has the mark/scar of a botched coat hanger abortion on their forehead. Normally after the "Ye olde" coat hanger scramble was ineffective at removing an unwanted pregnancy.

Bloke 1 "oi mate, you look like a bogan harry potter, ya mums scrambled eggs must fucking suck"

Bloke 2 "Mate, I don't know how I managed to crawl outta the afterlife bucket. My old man's a good bloke though!"

by eat mike hunt January 8, 2021