nine wipes

where you have your cat in the bathroom while you take a dook.

I tried to get the cat out of the bathroom because i needed to take a duece but the little fucker bit me, so i was forced to take a nine wipes with him.

by bluelagoon January 15, 2010

lying nine

v. Having an obscene advantage. Originally a Canadian ice-curling term but now a popular Aussie expression.

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Move your bishop up a few squares mate! You’ll be lying nine and guzzling a frozen festive in two shakes of a wallaby’s snake.

by gnostic3 December 20, 2021

california nine

A woman on the one to ten scale of hotness that would rate a ten in any other other than California where her level of hotness only rates her a nine.

Dude 1: Hey, check out that girl, she's totally a ten.
Dude 2: Are you kidding me!?! She's a California nine! You aren't from around here are you?

by Nome de Guerre July 7, 2014

Oh-Nine Factor

Equal to 0.000000001%. An extremely low probability of something occurring. Was seen in Neon Genesis Evangelion.

The chance of this working is 0.000000001%, or pathetically enough an Oh-Nine Factor.

by DarthShinji January 25, 2014

Ice Nine Kills

American Metalcore Band Forming in Boston, MA. The Original Band Members from Their Studio Album, Last Chance To Make Amends were;

Spencer Charnas – lead vocals, guitar,

Jeremy Schwartz – guitar, vocals, synths
Andrew Justin Smith – bass, backing vocals
Grant Newsted – drums, percussion
Then on The Predator had the members;
Spencer Charnas - lead vocals, piano on "A Reptile's Dysfunction"
Justin "JD" DeBlieck - lead guitar, lead vocals
Justin Morrow - rhythm guitar
Steve Koch - bass guitar, backing vocals
Connor Sullivan - drums
Then Steve Left and now the members are;
Spencer Charnas – lead vocals
Ricky Armellino – rhythm guitar, backing vocals
Joseph Occhiuti – bass, backing vocals, keyboards
Dan Sugarman – lead guitar, backing vocals
Patrick Galante – drums, percussion
The Band Is Now Very Popular and will keep they're strive for at least a few more years

Guy 1: Do You Like Ice Nine Kills?
Guy 2: Not really

by BentLikesMetal November 11, 2022

put nine on it

Verb. To bet almost everything

Ten fingers, only putting out nine.

Noun. To bet and not bet everything.

Kanye won, he put nine on it.

I'm gonna put nine on the Patriots.

by D2CraziestSpecialTeamer January 22, 2016

by the nine I'm tweakin'

ur done. Finished. Left the body.

ran outta copium

"drinks too many mochi staminan spark"
"BY THE NINE I'M TWEAKIN'-"

by quicksilver0421 January 16, 2024