Stamp licker

A medical condition (usually self inflicted or self induced) resulting in a patient vegetative state where the tongue hangs out of mouth and drools constantly.

Doofus stopped taking his blood pressure medicine and had a major stroke causing him to be a stamp licker now.

Ditzy was texting and driving when she wrecked her car and was thrown through the windshield. Now she's nothing but a stamp licker

by jlt,RN April 06, 2017

horse licker

A horse rider wearing a bikini. That way their tits can flop around.

That girl is a bloody horse licker!

by dohman June 15, 2015

Ladoo Licker

A white person who is exclusively friends with brown people and has desires to date a brown people.

Yo out boy Matt is a Ladoo Licker, he only dates brown girls.

by pevdate January 29, 2019

mustard licker

the act of licking a yellow mustard color diarea from your lovers ass..get on that!
:D

"man,my girl is a mustard licker,and it really helps when i have a quezzie stomach!"

by kajsa lecker May 07, 2009

Buttface Licker

A word used to properly classify a person who both has their head up their ass and drools or licks windows like a retard.

That guy that always wears his pants around his knees is such a buttface licker

by The real Mr. Black January 16, 2010

Lemon-licker

1.) A person or team that loses a competition or game and does so with a bad attitude. 2.) A person that has a bad attitude or who continually goes around with a scowl on his/her face.

The Bulldogs beat those lemon-lickers!

That girl is just a real lemon-licker.

by The Dental Doc's Kid September 13, 2013

son of a cunt licker

1. A person who has a parent or parent's who like to lick cunt.

2. Another way of saying son of a bitch or son of a fuck.

A son of a cunt licker is generally a person you do not like. Some guys like to do this and some do not. Some girls like to do this and some do not. Some girls like having this done to them and some do not.

by Brian1299 May 15, 2007