Widely-separated, empty locations where people drink alone and share the experience with others over the Internet.
"Come here often?" he said into his phone. "Oh, I'm here all the time", she answered. On his small screen she looked like she was enjoying her Margarita, he told her how great his straight Jack Daniels felt going down, miles apart, each locked in their parallel bars, sharing Happy Hour.
by Monkey's Dad April 03, 2020
A bar that you hang on to with both hands when your peer screws you so bad up the ass during shift change.
I had to use the slammy bar everyday this week because slammy Tammy keeps shoving it up my ass with bullshit !!
by Clamer August 08, 2017
by Miss Mae January 11, 2008
A bar war is the cousin of the bar fight, only more loud and violent. A bar war is defined by what happens.
Example A) A chair is thrown. Example A is a bar war.
Example B) Someone knifes someone. Example B is a bar war.
Example C) A drunk throws a punch. Example C is NOT a bar war.
Example A) A chair is thrown. Example A is a bar war.
Example B) Someone knifes someone. Example B is a bar war.
Example C) A drunk throws a punch. Example C is NOT a bar war.
"Dude, did you hear about last night? Phil threw a chair at some drunk guy and the whole bar started fighting!"
"Sounds like an epic bar war!"
"Sounds like an epic bar war!"
by DublinJones December 04, 2009
That bar next to the toilet that some use to hang towels on, but most use to hold onto when drunk to steady themselves while pissing/barfing
by PROFESSOR BRO July 03, 2009
A woman that takes a mans offer to buy her a drink with no intentions of dancing or going home with him. After the girl gets the drink she will usually "recieve a phone call that her brothers in the hospital and she has to go".
"dude your pathetic" - Brian
"Atleast I got some, you blew all your money on that bar leech last night" - Robert
"Atleast I got some, you blew all your money on that bar leech last night" - Robert
by Roly Jimenez April 28, 2007
by pbkemp April 09, 2009