small town wonder

A musician who is well known in his or her own small town. This applies to local musicians who are starting out their career and making it big later in life.

He was a small town wonder will big dreams.

by The Ferocious Whomper June 19, 2017

Small Penis Frequency

The complete opposite of Big Dick Energy.

Michael has small penis frequency.

by Mr. Clean’s gay cousin September 30, 2019

Small Hands McCuntface

Another way of describing the president of the United States - (2016-present)

I totally disagree with what Small Hands McCuntface said on the last press conference considering Hezbollah

by Cannabuissness July 25, 2017

Small Dick Syndrome

Someone who has a micropenis that’s smaller than average.

“Tucker told me he has a medical condition called “Small Dick Syndrome.”

by Peeboy. March 6, 2023

small dog theory

Similiar to the Hoop Earring Theory. The size of the dog correlates the level of a woman's promiscuity. The smaller the breed, the higher level of promiscuity.

"Hey man, I met this girl at the dog park. She's got a chihuahua, and she seems into me."
"She is into everyone man, its the Small Dog theory."

by PhinTheHumanZ February 3, 2018

small oven syndrome

Coined by Charlie Becker. Doing something useless in a non-productive/often harmful way just because it was done that way traditionally.

Grandma had to cut the end of the turkey before putting it in the oven because the oven was too small. We don't.

I call this kind of thinking Small Oven Syndrome.

by FlexThoseMuscles May 25, 2023

small problem problem

A problem, especially one encountered in large organizations, that is smaller in scale than can easily be fixed with the large-scale tools on hand, leading to great life-is-too-short frustration with one's inability to immediately solve it. For example: you need $7 more than you thought to pay for the lunch just delivered for your office meeting, which can be paid for only in cash, but to obtain petty cash you must fill out three different forms and get two managerial approvals. Or, you need to swat a fly, but all you have is a sledgehammer.

Mark: Unbelievable, I just want to put this birthday card in the outgoing office mail, but I asked Ted if it was OK, and he says I have to fill out an MC-1453 "Request for Personal-Use Policy Exception" form and get two signatures. I thought that was only for, like, taking a company car or using a conference room for some nonbusiness reason.

JoAnn: Small problem problem, dude. I'd just slip it in there and move on, life's too short.

by FitofPeak2 August 30, 2023