Rod Wiles

A dumpy racist turd that eats more red meat than a grizzly and hibernates on the toilet.

Jimmy, listen to that fat racist slob over there. Yeah, I saw him shit a tree stump. Wow he is a real Rod Wiles.

by Cheese dunker August 18, 2020

Drench Rod

The end result of double drenching. Usually a high amount of this object shows higher status.

"Should we invite Paul to our Party?"
"No way! He only has one drench rod!"

by TheDrencher January 17, 2025

Rod bumper

A gay man

That dude’s a total rod bumper.

That rod bumper over there just bought Dave a beer.

by Joey C-Note February 21, 2019

Rod bumper

A gay man

That dude’s a total rod bumper.

That rod bumper over there just bought Dave a beer.

by Joey C-Note February 21, 2019

Karen Rod

Someone or something that attracts the attention of a Karen or group of Karens.

Dude, I was was shredding the other day and a Karen just lit into me. I felt like a Karen Rod with my board. Lame yo!

by MarcoManchego February 23, 2023

rod raper

A woman or man that grabs your morning wood before you wake up.

I woke up with my dick in Mandy's hand this morning. She's such a rod raper.

by BillSchmaggle March 21, 2018

A-Rod

In a team golf match, when a player makes a meaningless long putt after the hole has already been decided. Like Alex Rodriguez padding his stats by hitting an 8th inning home run when his team is down 10-2.

What, no love after I sunk that 12-footer?
Thats an A-Rod, good for nothing

by Hondo99 December 11, 2023