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earth is cool.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021
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Earth Style Fanged Pursuit Jutsu

The most over powered weapon a human can possibly use. I.E. a form of divine torture
John used Earth Style Fanged Pursuit Jutsu to tramitase the nazi
by zbdeal February 15, 2022
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Earth

A celestial object 4.5 billion years of age located in the habitable zone of our solar system. It houses us, and likely the device you observe this definition and site on. It is usually called a dying rock, but has more to it than that. It is the reason dogs, the furry potatoes of cuteness, and cats, the furry ninja with knives in it’s paws, or YOU exist. It’s a beautiful, amazing, and rare dying rock, as planets like our are very rare. Life in the universe only lasts 0.0000003% of it’s life expectancy, which much surpasses ours.
Earth is cool.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 8, 2021
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Mississippi Earth Monkey

Definition: When two crackheads fuck in the mud getting covered in it
I saw two Mississippi Earth Monkeys fucking behind the 7/11.
by Moosemilk01 August 14, 2021
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Down-to-Earth

Somebody who is genuinely good-hearted and high-spirited. Compassionate and understanding towards others, even strangers.
"We love Jacob! He is so down-to-earth!"
by MaddddMoneyyyyy August 27, 2021
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Earth

A big crowded ghetto that offers no real hope or promise for anybody. Almost everyone is subjugated by the system; school, work, work, work, then they hoodwink you out of retirement so you work until you die. Fuck this shit.
Alien: So how did you like Earth (laughing).
Abductee: What a shithole.
by Space Wrangler September 3, 2021
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Earth

Brian: "Yo where do you live?"
Sam: "Earth:
by Funny man not sam June 4, 2021
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