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Alaskan wind tunnel

The process in which a person takes a can of compressed air and proceeds to blast it within their anal cavity until the area of contact becomes dry, cold, and then later wet again.
Guy 1: sorry bro can’t go out my mom caught me doing the Alaskan wind tunnel again and is making me clean up my mess.

Guy 2: bro I told you, you need to keep that shit on the down low man. Makes a mess if you don’t preform it right.

Guy 1: I will keep that in mind, I was thinking about using a tarp next time.
by Han scoliosis March 30, 2020
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alaskan tomato plant

Slang word for Marijuana and/or a Marijuana plant
Have you seen my alaskan tomato plants lately? They are growing big and have a lot of flowers this year.
by Tinytim84 October 14, 2022
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Alaskan Clam Juice

A woman's pussy juice when it freezes
My old lady's Alaskan Clam juice was so frozen solid i had to chisel my dick out.
by EthanDicktaterBerkowitz October 15, 2020
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Alaskan french kiss

Where one person shits into another person's ass or mouth.
"I'm gonna tie you to the Radiator and Alaskan French kiss you in mouth"

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by A.frenchkisser April 2, 2022
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Alaskan Icy Gorilla

When you get beaten by wet sand because your sister have a twin but you got confused so you fucked her dad.
"Yesterday I committed an Alaskan Icy Gorilla by mistake"
by URMOMSLOSTGORILLA March 17, 2022
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Alaskan Snow Club

When you go to Alaska and fuck a bitch in a igloo. Then you nut on the walls of the igloo and make her lick it
Dude i really wish i could do the alaskan snow club
by GiggaMyNigga September 23, 2023
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alaskan toe lubing

The act of cutting your sexual partners toes off, putting them in a blender with some ice, then using the slushy residue as lube to fuck your partner with.
I did some "Alaskan Toe Lubing" with your mother last night.
by cuntfuckercunts February 12, 2014
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