stepped in a squished muffin

Having anal sex; to have anal sex

I stepped in a squished muffin this morning.

I spent all night stepping in a squished muffin.

Don't step in a squished muffin!

by LeFranc November 01, 2012

Flock Step lockstep

When you're taking a piss in a bathroom stall but the door's lock is broken, so you stand on one leg to pee while the other is holding the stall door back. Named after the Rhythm Heaven Fever game Flock Step.

"The urinals were all being used, so I had to use the broken stall. I ended up doing the Flock Step lockstep, and I practically pissed all over the room."

by Frisco_17 February 07, 2022

cold steps of russia

the place where mans myths and legends are born

maxim: i was born on the cold steps of russia

by heheheheeeee September 27, 2017

step dad issues

When you hate something as much as you hate your step dad. Originally said by William Haynes.

I have step dad issues with the media

by ChristopherTheWriter July 15, 2015

step dad issues

When you hate something as much as you would a step dad but you tolerate it because you know it's necessary because other people need it (your mom needing your stepdad)

"I have step dad issues with the media" - Will
"Is that a term? Is that an expression? What the fuck could that possibly mean?" -Daren
"Ya know how a lot of people hate their step dad? That's what I have with the media" -Will

by William Haynes July 15, 2015

Stepped on a spirit duck

A spirit duck is crushed when a person passes gas (farts, toots, etc). It quacks but the duck itself cannot be seen because it's a spirit duck. An important distinction from "stepped on a duck"

(Person makes a loud fart). "Oops, I just stepped on a spirit duck."

by brandsilence September 20, 2011

Step-less Dumbass

One dumbass's unrelated step-child who is a dumbass and has no brain.

Did that step-less dumbass call in his hours yet today?

by Gladys Anderson October 07, 2019