Sebastian

A cutie, but a jerk.

Girl 1: Damn, what a Sebastian. He just gave me a dirty look!
Girl 2: I know, but what a hottie, right?
Girl 1: True. He's pretty sexy.

by stedwardsgirlyarkansas April 6, 2015

belle sebastian

married agatha in 96 b.y. (browtardf years). this is the only significant event in his life. no other records are held in conjunction with belle sebastian.

belle sebastian is dead.

by marvin barrs November 27, 2004

to pull a sebastian

pulling a sebastian is when you run up to a low wall to vault over it, thinking that you can do parkour and slipping in water, to fall about five feet

Sebastian: (pulls a sebastian right in front of keith and jackie)
Keith: Holy shit Jackie! He just pulled a sebastian!
Jackie: he really knows how to pull a sebastian!

by keithpv March 8, 2011

stebagged

when your wife makes you sit down to piss

my wife tess stebagged me when i went to the bathroom.

by jimmynissan August 18, 2010

stebastialis

slander in order to keep someone away from u bc we value peace and dont like fat obnoxious boy looking projecting no U thx 😊 BYE

And just like that poof! Stebastialis!

by Femo April 30, 2021

shebang

lover

My shebang was here yesterday.

by townee September 13, 2003

shebang

the affair, the event, the happening

The whole shebang was a successful idea, everyone had fun at the party last night.

by Chartreuse October 11, 2003