Taking overly elaborate measures to avoid a minor expense, e.g., maintaining an aquarium of squids and milking them for their ink to avoid the cost of printer ink.
I know it’s milking the squid, but these egg prices have me thinking about building a chicken coop myself.
by Armadillinguist May 1, 2025
Get the Milking the squidmug. A sometimes derogatory, usually joking adjective used to describe nerds and grinders. People who fit this description are extremely interested in STEM, (allegedly) intellectually superior, elitist, overly hardworking, and have few personality traits beyond studying and sweating. In some circumstances, the word 'squid' may be used as praise. Generally, a squid will evolve through the following stages: baby squid--> calamari squid--> giant squid--> colossal squid--> kraken. The squid is also the official mascot of the math team and is used on all the merch.
That dude is such a squid, he got a perfect score on the math test even though the average was 55%.
You're still grinding for AP exams even though you're a senior?? Holy squid, dude.
Bro, I just saw the squiddiest little kid I've ever seen passing by. He's the 5'3'' kid wearing the unwashed gray hoodie and bearing a strong aura of compsci.
You're still grinding for AP exams even though you're a senior?? Holy squid, dude.
Bro, I just saw the squiddiest little kid I've ever seen passing by. He's the 5'3'' kid wearing the unwashed gray hoodie and bearing a strong aura of compsci.
by sammyjohn153 May 30, 2025
Get the Squidmug. by John Quillll April 22, 2025
Get the Squidmug. Person 1: awwww look at that cute octupus!
Person 2: Thats not an Octupus thats a squid! It’s totally wearing a maga hat!
Person 1: my bad your right
Person 2: Thats not an Octupus thats a squid! It’s totally wearing a maga hat!
Person 1: my bad your right
by Excalibur made out of pigeons December 3, 2021
Get the Squidmug. Nutting ink
How to squid:Prior to jerking off, stick an open plastic tube down your penis. From this point, carefully pour liquid ink down the tube until you feel that your penis is full. Remove the tube, and be sure to let the ink marinate for some time within the depths of your sacred shaft. You are now free to molest your mighty mollusk. When you nut, your cum will be very dark and ink-like, resembling the fluids released by a squid when they flee from predators
How to squid:Prior to jerking off, stick an open plastic tube down your penis. From this point, carefully pour liquid ink down the tube until you feel that your penis is full. Remove the tube, and be sure to let the ink marinate for some time within the depths of your sacred shaft. You are now free to molest your mighty mollusk. When you nut, your cum will be very dark and ink-like, resembling the fluids released by a squid when they flee from predators
“Did you hear about Jerry? His mom walked in on him choking his chicken and he started squidding all over her!!!”
by Turkey_frotter101 December 18, 2024
Get the Squiddingmug. A human who has over indulged many drugs and can't sit put. Someone who is flailing around their arms and neck. Their mouth doesn't stop gigging around as they r trying to talk with someone. They never stop moving.
by Kittykitty😺 April 28, 2021
Get the Land squidmug. A squid is someone who lacks courage, loyalty and intelligence who easily conforms to their surroundings. A squid lacks individuality and integrity. A squid is the combination of a rat, a chameleon and a coward all at the same time.
Kevin: Why did nobody stand up for that kid getting bullied?
James: Because his classmates were a bunch of squids.
Kevin: Why does that kid spread negative rumours about his friends?
James: Because he is a squid.
Kevin: Why won't that kid stand up for what he believes in?
James: Because he was raised to be a good-for-nothing squid.
James: Because his classmates were a bunch of squids.
Kevin: Why does that kid spread negative rumours about his friends?
James: Because he is a squid.
Kevin: Why won't that kid stand up for what he believes in?
James: Because he was raised to be a good-for-nothing squid.
by Magic Man69 August 13, 2023
Get the Squidmug.