by Yen9090 October 10, 2017
a term used by a wife for her husband because he doesn't get enough sex and has to wank a lot instead.
by thistlemuncher April 23, 2011
by Johnny wacker March 14, 2014
(noun) a spanktank which is filled to capacity. May be used to emphasize that one has made a sizeable contribution to one's amount of masurbation materials, or that one has not unloaded a sperm load in too long.
I just finished a download bender of tube sites, so I'm running on a Full Spank.
He must've had a Full Spank, because he blew a load of ropey dicksnot all over the place!
spanktank dicksnot
He must've had a Full Spank, because he blew a load of ropey dicksnot all over the place!
spanktank dicksnot
by MrLzrd May 10, 2011
We're you are in the bed room and your partner sneak attacks you with a joint of gammon and beats you
by Stompfish September 26, 2017
by Tittyspanker47 June 5, 2016
Sad Spank; The act of preforming self-materbation whilst crying, and utilizing the shed tears as a form of lubrication.
Todd~ " Has anybody seen Adam in the past hour?"
Kevin~ " Yeah, I saw him go off to his truck a few minutes ago, must be having a rough day."
Todd~ " Oh, gotchya. He should just rip off a few sad spanks and he will be fine."
Kevin~ " Yeah, I saw him go off to his truck a few minutes ago, must be having a rough day."
Todd~ " Oh, gotchya. He should just rip off a few sad spanks and he will be fine."
by The Red Shit September 8, 2017