wet spankings

Wet spankings is when one of your homies leaves the toilet lid up when they use the bathroom before you and then when you go in and inevitably fall ass first into the toilet all 10 of your homies barge into the bathroom and take turns spanking your wet ass

The foreskin goblin is a fat bastard (not the fat bastard from the hit movie Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged me ) who deserves wet spankings.

by John_ green_go_meow April 19, 2020

spank-noid

spank·noid (sp angk 'noid)

n.
The sphenoid bone.

adj.
1. Wedge-shaped.
2. Of or relating to the sphenoid bone.

v.
1. What she "says" in class.

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spank·noidal (-noidl) adj.

Hey, what is number 13? Is it the spank-noid bone?!?

by mabecorp April 25, 2010

Spank

What my dad did to me when I was 5

Dad:did you wash the dishes? Me: no dad: I am going to spank you now come here

by anonymous February 26, 2025

spank

my dad when I do something bad

"I will SPANK you"

by sbev November 20, 2019

Hang spanking

The act of hanging by the neck from a loose rope and nasturbating to achieve an ultimate orgasm.

I walked on my roommate hang spanking the other night

by [e-mail] October 21, 2022

Gutter-Spank Ham

A trashy hood rat, could be the project's could be a trailer park.

Look at that "Gutter-spank ham" riding by on her bike.

by Hooknbook September 15, 2020

Spank theory

The spank theory originates from ShyoWager, it is a theory in Valorant esports that says a team can only get spanked a certain amount of rounds before they get turned on, get hard and fuck the other team.

Have you heard of the spank theory?
Yes, MIBR are ready to fuck 100 Thieves

by Sh0ma August 7, 2025