Spanks Hank

The modern term created for thank you. It was created by an Oregon Insurance Agent who created a typo in an email to another agent but birthed a new word. The spanks hank. You smack it in the end of your email when you want to say thank you but hit your recipient with a confusion.
Hi Mark, I received for the documents.
Spanks hank.
by Turbulentcucumber August 04, 2022
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Spank demes

1. Memes that are to extraordinary to explain.

2. Memes about spanking people
Spank demes are amazing!

Person 1: One cannot explain to me this utter carnage on my screen.

Person 2: These are spank deams fam, you to posh to understand the humour in this.
by GaylorOrJamoosee October 09, 2017
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Spank my Ratty

Brb babe, im about to go spank my ratty.
by InukiSukme July 11, 2021
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spank till i bank

Masturbation so fast until you have such a pleasurable orgasm that you feel like youve won the lottery
John: Dude i spank till i bank every day.
by urmom.com6999 March 05, 2022
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spank monkey man

a term used by a wife for her husband because he doesn't get enough sex and has to wank a lot instead.
your such a spank monkey man you fat bastard.
by thistlemuncher April 23, 2011
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Full Spank

(noun) a spanktank which is filled to capacity. May be used to emphasize that one has made a sizeable contribution to one's amount of masurbation materials, or that one has not unloaded a sperm load in too long.
I just finished a download bender of tube sites, so I'm running on a Full Spank.

He must've had a Full Spank, because he blew a load of ropey dicksnot all over the place!

spanktank dicksnot
by MrLzrd May 10, 2011
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gamon spank

We're you are in the bed room and your partner sneak attacks you with a joint of gammon and beats you
Gammon spank

You are in for a gamon spanking
I am going to gamon spank you
by Stompfish September 26, 2017
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