sloppy handjob

Very much similar to the tantalizing sloppy blowjob produces a copious amount of saliva, a sloppy handjob requires large amounts of salivas and other
Lubricating products such anal lubricants, coconut oils as well as other plant based oils. The most popular in the Hardcore sex communities is by far Schloans Schlong Jelly. The goal is to produce a noisey extremely satisfying organs to which the penis spent mixes well into the lubricant that is being used.

Justo went to that old man’s house down the street and he traded a sloppy handjob for a brand new Xbo360

by Andres M C April 9, 2023

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Sloppy Joe

At SUNY Maritime, we have a tradition of Mugs giving each other a "Sloppy Joe." A "Sloppy Joe" is the act of rubbing and tugging until you get some baby batter in your hand. Walk up to a friend or foe and give them an old slap in the face with your baby juice. To make it extra sloppy, rub your hands together and get your protein shake extra tacky.

I saw a MUG in the engine room give another MUG a Sloppy Joe. Hope he enjoys salty treats.

by DomerDDoijiojoij September 15, 2017

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sloppy dallas

A blowjob where the woman has a mouth full of dip.

Hello fellow honky would you like me to administer a sloppy Dallas on that penis of yours.

by WetFootFreddy October 15, 2020

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Sloppy Joe

When you start off with anal and keep going until your penis has feces all over, then switch to vaginal and the ending result looks like sloppy joe meat.

Bro, Dustin and Jennifer made sloppy joe all night last night.
Ewwww

by Hi I'm Sully January 27, 2017

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Sloppy Cupcake

A twist on the conventional "cupcaking" where you fart in your hand and quickly carry the scent to an unsuspecting victim's face. This act can only be carried out with a shart.

"I was going to cupcake Kyle, but I sharted so he got a sloppy cupcake instead!"

by Wafflestomperfirestarter January 16, 2023

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