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Sit on face

A action where a woman sits on a man’s face. I don’t know what else you want me to say
“Sit on face babyI can’t add mine cuz

“ok…”

“Ty mommy” like I know what yall love
by Lilhitler January 24, 2025
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sitting on a plank

When you hide a boner by shoving it in between your legs and squeezing it with your thighs
Adam: hey look how tight that guy's legs are, wtf is he doing
Bartholomew: he's definitely sitting on a plank rn
by arcanev4 February 21, 2025
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Sitting court side

When a girl with a really fat ass stands or bends over infront of you, while your eyes are level with her ass.
Micheal: “yo why do you love math class so much”

Levi: “because the teacher had a fat ass, and I always am Sitting court side!”
by Parker-lefty March 21, 2025
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Sitting

•1) a position that have your legs in a resting position 2) the act of setting a nuclear bomb ending everyones life 3) position banned according to Coach Carol
You sitting go do a rope
by Fartnuggetstake2 June 12, 2023
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Bert Kreischer sit-ups

Bert Kreischer sit-ups is a highly competitive exercise competition requiring each participant to insert a well lubricated prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) into the anus prior to performing maximum effort sit-ups. The goal is to perform the maximum amount of repetitions each round prior to the prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) fully dislodging from the body. A winner will be determined following ten rounds of continuous play with no more than a one minute break in between rounds.
…those last few rounds of Bert Kreischer sit-ups was a gut check!
by Mr SlapNTickle March 20, 2023
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Bert Kreischer sit-ups

A highly competitive exercise competition requiring each participant to insert a well lubricated prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) into the anus prior to performing maximum effort sit-ups. The goal is to perform the maximum amount of repetitions each round prior to the prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) fully dislodging from the body. A winner will be determined following ten rounds of continuous play with no more than a one minute break in between rounds.
those last few rounds of Bert Kreischer sit-ups was a gut check!
by Mr SlapNTickle March 20, 2023
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