taking sand to the beach

1. When you take your girlfriend or wife somewhere or any social event where, there is a good chance to mingle with other women.
Why did you invite her to Rio? You're just taking sand to the beach.
by EngineerMinded June 12, 2017
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Grange Over Sands

Grange Over Sands is situated on the coast looking over to morecambe bay, it is Home to the degenerate, Mentally Challenged, & Insaine Elderly car drivers, If You have a Death wish, come to Grange, We can gurantee You will be hit by some Senile old bitch behind the Wheel of a car
Grange Over Sands is Populated by Senile old car drivers who have never taken there test
by Mark on the honeypot March 04, 2009
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tokyo sand blaster

the best sex act to ever be squeezed from the mind grapes of coco.
Mr. Falcon always gives her at least one Tokyo sand blaster.
by Team Coco November 10, 2010
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head in the sand in love

The state of having fallen so far in love that one's head is no longer over one's heels but under them, leaving them in a position of not even being able to scrutinize the situation (head in the sand) when there are obvious signs that things are going down hill, or they aren't being treated right. Things do not have to be going wrong for one to be "head in the sand in love". It is merely a very good way of telling. Also, one whom is "head in the sand in love" will not notice any faults at all in the person of their obsession.
Looking back, she may have screwed me over really bad, but I can never know for sure... I guess I'm still head in the sand in love.
by D351 January 31, 2007
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sand 'n' salt

porno term for beach fuckin (fukin on tha beach)
"theres a little bit of sand 'n' salt in there but its still alright"
by lolipop June 18, 2006
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sand in my vagina

A good excuse to get out of anything.
Coach: Son, why don't you want to play today?
Player: I would play in the basketball game today coach, but I've had some sand in my vagina thats been troubling me all day.
by Deeez Nuuutz July 05, 2003
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sand in your vag

An expression used to discribe a grumpy/angry person
What the hell is your problem?? How bout you get that sand outta your vag?
by Tobias Lents March 01, 2005
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