Roast Beef Vagina

When the female vagina resembles a few (3 or more) then slices of roast beef, often giving off a foul odor of dog shit.

Mike: Dude!! did you sleep with Kathryn
Joe: Yeah I her roast beef vagina reeked.

by ipherca August 11, 2008

Roasting

Irish term to describe the feeling of when the sun comes out.warmhot

Jays' its feckin Roasting (pronounced "Ro-ash-ten")out here Jim

Im Roasted out of it sweating

by type of ipod May 6, 2008

roast beef curtains

the female labia majora and minora
pussy
labia
thumb tickler
lips
pink taco

She farted and her roast beef curtains moved.

by kathryn million August 6, 2006

roast beef curtains

a large beat up, over used pussy, haggard, usually bruised dripping of mayonnaise like substance.

Mikes girlfriend danielle has roast beef curtains, it looks like somebody put an m80 in an oyster!

by Mike Ortel December 15, 2008

roast beef curtain

a floppy, open, or gaping vagina

dude how was shelly. man she had a fuckin roast beef curtain....shit was gross

by creag January 1, 2006

Spit Roast

This is the act of punishment for mistreatment of best friends. A metal pole is attached to their back (through any means necessary). The said person will then be 'roasted' over a large fire until golden brown.

For added humiliation force an apple in their mouth so A. They are unable to talk and B. Make them look more like a pig than they already are

A clear example would be the unreliability and mistreatment of best friends by another person (frequently part of the male species). Mistreatment can include: Letting said best friend down on more than one occasion, playing on x-box when they should be entertaining said best friend, and being a 'pig' in general. (The act should not be taken seriously in 'spit roasting' said 'pig'. Instead you should take satisfaction of imagining this inflicted torture to stop you from actually doing it)

by TristanClark June 2, 2010

Roast Beef

A cooter that is gunned out. A vagina that is of the loose state, one that which you can fit more than 4 digits in.

That bitches snatch was roast beef.

by justin cantwell May 3, 2004