receipts

Claims of damning evidence that usually are false.

Jose bragged that he had the "receipts" on Jesse and proceeded to gloat.

by Downvoting Victim July 2, 2020

spoo receptacle

A female in a sexual relationship with a spoo donor (male). Used frequently in the Usenet discussion forum alt.tasteless.
Often abbreviated SR.

"My spoo receptacle and I went out to dinner last night."

by Vomit Boy's Long Lost Twin September 4, 2005

Triple-Dip Recession

A sexual act involved in the bedroom between a man and a woman. The man inserts his penis into the vagina, before removing it and inserting it into the anus, then into the mouth, then back to the vagina, then back into the anus and so on and so forth until he cums.
No care is given to the cleanliness of the penis as it is transferred from one bodily entrance to another.

The term derives from economics, 'a long-term recession', because many couples now resort to more compelling sex moves due to personal financial circumstances.
Not to be confused with a Double-Dip Recession, which excludes insertion into the mouth.

"The Triple-Dip Recession is really taking its toll on me and my partner. I've had two vaginal infections in the past three weeks."

by arransc April 13, 2013

Cum Receptacle

1. A container designed to recieve cum.
2. A faggots asshole.
3. J.Kougar.

"Shut the fuck up you cum receptacle"

by Tabbbbbbbbbbb April 24, 2008

Recession Attention Disorder

Condition resulting from months of doing the work of 4. Exacerbated by repeated taskus interuptus

Your brain is like a shaken lava lamp. Your planning and decision making functions are like those of a squirrel in traffic.

Treatment: If you cannot manage a week on a beach, a quick fix would be to lay on your front lawn in a fetal position for as long as it takes to re-focus.

If I work another weekend I will develop a full-blown case of Recession Attention Disorder

by teeceeTO July 11, 2010

Reecist

The equivalent of being a racist but towards different forms of Reece’s products.

Carly: “Want to share some of my Reece’s?”
Dave: “Anything but Reece’s Pieces, those shell covered incompetent fucks are a disgrace!”
Carly: “Wow Dave I didn’t take you for a reecist.”

by Coff Daddy May 8, 2020

Dome Receivers

1. Intramural Football Team known for tearing up the field and receiving dome afterwards.

2. Slang for one who receives dome regularly.

"Man we have a game against the Dome Receivers tonight."

"He's a typical Dome Receiver."

by Arch-ie08Manning January 25, 2009