RANDOMS

People you don't know that you perform sexual acts on

Mary always is seen with Randoms.

by mommybear5 October 5, 2017

Random

Random is a choice made by nothing that boggles our human minds...

when thinking of HOW a computer makes randomness it puts you down a rabbit hole because computers follow instuentons, so how could you simulate random?

by IS THAT REAL February 5, 2021

Look up random stuff

searching random stuff on the internet because of extreme boredom

Kyle: "what are you doing"
Tim: "Im going to look up random stuff like asdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiop

by fiiiintajie9aohoua8u90dgvadymn November 24, 2024

Comically random gamer

That’s my steam name.
Yeah that’s it
Also people call me comically

Dude: hey comically random gamer fuck you
Me: *uno reverse card*

by The comically random gamer June 4, 2023

random

a person who spills the motherfucking tea

i will random your tea out bitch

by tayyeditsbitch January 29, 2019

Life Is Random

That one phrase you use when the weirdest, strangest, most random out of nowhere thing happens.

“Hi, so guess what, I was taking my cat for a walk-“
“People walk their cats?”
“Your getting distracted, lemme talk. Anyway, i was walking my cat, and there was this cucumber just sitting right in the middle of the sidewalk!”
“You called me up just ti tell me that?”
“What can i say, life is random.

by DakotaJ May 19, 2021

a random

A person who you have/had sex with whom does not mean anything to you. A one off hook-up. You usually meet this type of person in passing at a club, party, or on vacation. Also know as a "Rando".

She ain't nothing but a random from last night.

by officialjpress November 6, 2017