Random wood

When your in the middle of class and you get a random boner because you forgot to do your homework

Wow that kid got some random wood there

by Bacon62812 November 26, 2017

Random Cragginess

Meaningless phrase used to fill in when you can't think of anything better, kind of like bullshitting. Also, see Regional Optimism, Academic Disembowling, etc.

What did you think of that movie?
-Too much random cragginess.

What was your paper on?
-Regional Optimism.

What do you think of that guy?
-Deserves an academic disembowling.

by Mum Bojumbo August 25, 2003

random

a person who spills the motherfucking tea

i will random your tea out bitch

by tayyeditsbitch January 29, 2019

Comically random gamer

That’s my steam name.
Yeah that’s it
Also people call me comically

Dude: hey comically random gamer fuck you
Me: *uno reverse card*

by The comically random gamer June 4, 2023

Random

The way a girl makes you feel when she acts more interested than you but then decides to change her mind a week later.

I am literally the most random guy on the planet rn. Last week Molly acted so interested in me and now she's ghosting me for no reason.

by AirTrafficControl2 October 8, 2023

random

You would get something different and imgflip.com has the random flip feature, have you tried it?

The math test has random questions

by Qi_87 May 23, 2022

predictable randomness

A random event such as a coin toss becomes predictable when repeated on a large scale I.e.
1 million coin tosses will result in a more predictable outcome , we can say with confidence (unless the coin is corrupt)
that there would be an essentially equal number of heads and tails!

Though I can not predict the outcome of a single coin toss with better than a 50/50 (50%) accuracy, predictable randomness allows me to confidently predict the outcome of a million coin tosses with a 99+% accuracy.

by RNG trader October 8, 2017