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purple muffin

A slang for ass-turtle or crump-stick
by Chris Gunnels June 13, 2007
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Purple Monkey

Dude 1: "Check that out; totally a purple monkey."

Dude 2: "Yeah man, I'd hit that."
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Purple Nigger

they offered me some purple nigger bread before I found out there was such a bread known as pumpernickle bread.

pretty tasty too I might add.
by steveo_ny January 20, 2010
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Purple Goat

Bob the Purple Goat, #'s one to infinite. So long as we can count, so long will there be Bob.
Bob the Purple Goat is a creation of Matt, AKA Gwd/xGwdx. Bob was originally intended to be the basis of a story involving a talking horse, a senile old woman, a large red wood and a semi. Bob died within this story, having been eaten by the talking horse. After that, Bob was used many times afterwards for various stories, jokes, and as a character of roleplays. Whenever Bob perishes, a new Bob will take that Purple Goat's place. This new Bob often comes from seemingly no where, but does in fact come from somewhere. That place just happens to be no where. Try and contact Gwd if you would like that explanation further spoken of.
There are three Bob's worth special mention. #15, whom was a complete idiot. #13, who was a gift to Amy/Chibi Monkey, whom was also the worst case of Bad Luck and jinxing anyone has ever experience(Died quickly, obviously).
The third was #42. 42/Forty-Two is the mightiest of all Bob's. A demi-god of the line of Purple Goats, 42 was/will be quite worshipped.

Bob the Purple Goat is a creation of Matt, AKA Gwd/xGwdx. Anyone whom uses a Purple Goat in any form is a copy-cat, and should be punished immediately. Renamed or not, any Purple Goats not used by Matt is a poser, probably not named Bob, does not deserve the name Bob, and most likely isn't worth a single mention.
The only exception for the use of Bob the Purple Goat is Trish, AKA Angel/Aku_Itatchi/A-Chan who has permission and full rights to the use of Bob.

As of the typing of this definition, Bob is currently #36.
Bob the Purple Goat. One to infinite.
by Gwd July 26, 2004
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purple rain

1)Prince's #1 song in the whole entire world.
2)My anthem.
3)The best movie of all time.
I only wanted to see you laughing in the purple rain...
by -Girl June 8, 2004
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Purple devil

The head of a penis also commonly reffered to as the bellend.
Person1: hey how far did you two get last night

Person2: well I licked his purple devil
by Cribiansano December 8, 2015
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Purple Wonderful

The act of spreading the partner's butt cheeks apart and proceeding to slap the anal hole sternly and repeatedly until it puckers like an indecisive budding flower. At this point you gently place your nuts onto the anal hole and have the partner flex as hard as he/she can. Thus the entire scrotum is enveloped from sight. Once this is achieved, you pull away as fast as you can resulting in a mutual feeling of slight discomfort and discovery.
"Man, I am realy sore from all those purple wonderfuls!"
by JonyJoJonjomJr.Mcshabadoo July 11, 2009
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