Ponson

the equivalent to the word "BONSON". it means someone who bulldozes/plows food like its their job. it can be any form of food.

Sal: can i ponson the rest of your cheese fries.
Brian: Fuck no im starving.



Sal:Can i ponson one of your classic raspberry snapples
Brian:Why are you so goddam fat?



Sal: Can i ponson those puppies.
Brian:If by puppies you mean my bag of chips then no.

by bri thompson June 26, 2008

Poobs

Pizza Boobs

Hannah M has Poobs!

by Andy Potatoes November 29, 2009

poolshark

someone who can frequently be found at local swimming pools in order to interact with younger members of the same or opposite sex.

Mr. Duffy has been near the kiddie pool for over an hour! He's becoming a regular poolshark.

by Beau J. Brennan August 15, 2006

poon chuck

To take one's hand like you are holding a bowling ball, insert your fingers into a woman's orifices (vagina and anus) and chuck (throw) her as far away from you as possible.

This bitch kept getting in my face and I had to "poon chuck" her ass across the room.

by beerluvnmp August 10, 2009

Poon Dong

The odor that attaches itself to, and lingers upon a penis, post vaginal intercourse.

Dave didn't bother to shower for the past few days and now he smells like he has a bad case of poon dong.

by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010

Anti-poon Syndrome

When one plays soo many hours a day of video games their voice sounds like that of a dying cat. If diagnosed with APS your symptoms include no friends outside xbox live, creaming ones pants when you are bumpped by a girl, and no girls will talk to you because you sound and dress like a faggot.

"Well the orange box is from more inferior than you yourself." one with Anti-poon Syndrome would quote the orange box or bioshock

by Gooch Gore May 8, 2008

Chalking the Poolstick

When one individual is having sexual intercourse with another individual who is under the height of 5'.

And that the individual lifts the short individual onto the erect penis. It is called, chalking the pool-stick.

I was fucking this short girl last night, you could say I was chalking the poolstick.

by PowerSoldier December 31, 2016