Friends & Family Plan

When your sister/brother in law is not being sexually satisfied by their spouse or significant other and want to hook up with you and keep it undercover & within the family.

John: My sister in law told me she is starving for some dick. Said Bill doesn’t do it for her anymore.

Joe: Sounds like she is trying to get on the friends & family plan with you.

by The Fratriarch October 10, 2023

Amazon Bonus Plan

When you work for Amazon and they force you and all the other employees to celebrate being the lowest cost center. While they cut all overtime, that employees all count on , so the Site lead can get a huge bonus.

Hey man, I have to get a second job to feed my kids because of this lovely Amazon Bonus Plan!

by Amazonsux October 15, 2023

ESCAPE PLAN

12 figure estate plan

Did you know that the 12 figure estate plan is the ESCAPE PLAN.

by anonymous October 17, 2023

Remington retirement plan

To retire from life permanently by using a Remington firearm on oneself

He decided to take the Remington retirement plan

by Johnny Sins Jr December 20, 2023

poker plans

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Poker Plans

by LightSwigger December 23, 2023

poker plans

Nananan Nananana Nananana! I wanna rob a train, like I’m in Lemoyne yah! Rob it, grab it, shoot it, plan it Dutchie, I’m with you. I Won’t be like John he ran away from you! And after, Micah’s rattin’ to the law, betraying you. Woah, woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah, woah woah Woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah I shoot his face Show him I’m with dutch Woah, woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah, woah woah Woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah I love you Dutch But please fix those plans Van Der Linde, Van Der Linde I’m always by your side Poker Plans "I’ve got a plan, Arthur!" Van Der Linde, Van Der Linde I’m always by your side Poker Plans "I got a plan Arthur!"

Poker Plans is a plan

by LightSwigger December 23, 2023

poker plans

Nananan Nananana Nananana! I wanna rob a train, like I’m in Lemoyne yah! Rob it, grab it, shoot it, plan it Dutchie, I’m with you. I Won’t be like John he ran away from you! And after, Micah’s rattin’ to the law, betraying you. Woah, woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah, woah woah Woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah I shoot his face Show him I’m with dutch Woah, woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah, woah woah Woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah I love you Dutch But please fix those plans Van Der Linde, Van Der Linde I’m always by your side Poker Plans "I’ve got a plan, Arthur!" Van Der Linde, Van Der Linde I’m always by your side Poker Plans "I got a plan Arthur!"

Poker Plans is a plan

by LightSwigger December 23, 2023